![]() ![]() The title of track is used as lyrics during the song, but he never actually defines what “that” is. The track I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That) is a good example. The vast majority of the lyrics were horribly cliché and completely unoriginal. I wish I could tell you that despite being unbearably tedious this album does have some brilliant lyrical work. ![]() Seven minutes and above was just too much. This isn’t necessarily a negative aspect, but these songs would have been tiresome at five minutes in length. Six tracks are over seven minutes in length and two surpassed the ten minute mark. Furthermore, the most obvious flaw was song length. There were few stand out tracks and the ones that did stand out still weren’t very good. In fact, the instrumentals in general were bland. The overuse of synthesizers played it’s part too. Meat Loaf’s lack luster vocals are part of the problem. ![]() It’s horrendously boring from beginning to end. Regrettably, no manner of toppings can make this album listenable (trust me, I’ve tried). Overall, I’d have to say that Meat Loaf pales in comparison to meatloaf because meatloaf can be enhanced by various toppings. They both have questionable content, are generally bad and I can only tolerate either of them in extremely small doses. When I stop and think about it, Meat Loaf‘s music and meatloaf (the meat) are strikingly similar. Review Summary: Never before have I encountered such a lackluster, tedious and generic album.
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